The Facts Of Life:

--On average, you have 2,475,576,000 seconds on Earth. (--In years, that makes you 78-and-a-half years old.)

--As a baby you used 3,796 diapers.

--You'll cry 15 gallons worth of tears.

--You'll have RELATIONS 4,200 times. (--That's an average of around 80 times every year from age 18 through 70)

--You'll eat 10,866 carrots and 10,354 chocolate bars.

--You'll know 10 people who commit suicide, nine who die in car accidents and one who dies in a fire.

--If you're a smoker, you'll smoke 77,000 cigarettes. (!!!)

--You'll produce foul gaseous emissions an average of 15 times a day.

--You'll say 123,206,750 words, or about 4,200 words every day.

--You'll produce 39 gallons of vomit.

--You'll use 4,239 rolls of toilet paper, 276 tubes of toothpaste and 198 bottles of shampoo.

--You'll drink 13,801 12-ounce cans of beer.

--You'll make 1,700 friends.

--You'll read 2,455 newspapers.

--You'll have 104,390 dreams.

--You'll get 628 Christmas presents.

--You'll spend $60,521 on new clothes.

--And you'll blink 415 million times.